Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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