Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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