I love black thongs
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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