I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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