do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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