She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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