i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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