I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize
