if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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