Acid is not a monday night drug
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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