this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
