there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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