Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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