She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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