Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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