If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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