if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
vagina is talking i cant
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we're so committed to being not committed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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