he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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