when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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