you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
