i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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