It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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