Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That accounts for only three of the penises
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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