Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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