Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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