never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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