office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
