Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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