...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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