Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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