People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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