belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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