at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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