The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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