There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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I have peed in a lot of sinks
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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