I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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