TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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