i can't believe i had my finger in that
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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