Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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