Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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