it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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