Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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