I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.