id be glad to
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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