What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando