So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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