I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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