you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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