Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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