She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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