thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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