A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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