He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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