Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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