Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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