Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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