He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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